What am I riddles

  • ADORED BY FEW, FEARED AND HATED BY MANY. MISTRESS OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSAL REASON, MASTER IN ART OF NUMBERS. SOME MAY HAVE SOLVED MANY OF MY MYSTERIES BUT THERE STILL MUCH OF THEM. WHAT ARE THEY?

MATHEMATICS

  • I AM JUST TWO AND TWO. I AM HOT. I AM COLD. I’M THE PARENT OF NUMBERS THAT CANNOT BE TOLD. I’M A GIFT BEYOND MEASURES, A MATTER OF COURSE AND I’M YIELDED WITH PLEASURE – EVEN TAKEN BY FORCE. WHAT AM I?

KISS

  • YOU’LL FIND ME ALL YOU, I CAN BE CLEAR BUT NOT SEEN THOUGH. IF I GET CUT YOU CAN GLUE ME SHUT BUT I CAN DO IT TOO. WHAT AM I?

SKIN

  • I’M DONE TO BOATS, TO CARGO, TO LOADS. WHEN I’M INDOORS I’M IN A WAY NARROW ROAD. WHAT AM I?

HAUL / HALL

  • OF NO USE TO ONE YET ABSOLUTE BLISS TO TWO. THE SMALL BOY GETS IT FOR NOTHING. THE YOUNG BOY HAS TO LIE FOR IT. THE OLD MAN HAS TO BUY IT. THE BABY’S RIGHT, THE LOVER’S PRIVILEGE, THE HYPOCRITE MASK. TO THE YOUNG GIRL FAITH. TO THE MARRIED WOMAN HOPE, TO THE OLD MAID, CHARITY. WHAT AM I?

A KISS

  • I HERALD THE DARKNESS WHICH DESCENDS ON ALL CREATURES, YOU WILL KNOW MY APPROACH BY MOANS AND WRACKED FEATURES. I VISIT THE HIPPO, HYENA, AND HORSE BUT NEVER GO NEAR SNAILS AND SPIDERS OF COURSE. I WOULD CIRCLE THE GLOBE, LEAPING ONE TO THE OTHER, SHOULD ALL THE WORLD’S PEOPLE EVER CLASP HANDS TOGETHER. WHAT AM I?

YAWN

  • I COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES. PART OF ME ARE CURVES OTHERS ARE STRAIGHT. YOU CAN PUT ANYWHERE YOU LIKE BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE RIGHT PLACE FOR ME. WHAT AM I?

JIGSAW PUZZLE PIECE

  • I AM TWO-FACED BUT BEAR ONLY ONE, I HAVE NO LEGS BUT TRAVEL WIDELY. MEN SPILL MUCH BLOOD OVER ME. KINGS LEAVE IMPRINT ON ME. I HAVE GREATEST POWER WHEN GIVEN AWAY, YET LUST FOR ME KEEPS ME LOCKED AWAY. WHAT AM I?

COIN

  • I AM THE TOOL FOR INSPIRING MANY. BUY ME IN THE STORE FOR NOT MUCH MORE THAN A PENNY. DON’T OVERUSE ME OR MY USEFULNESS WILL GO. WHAT AM I?

INKPEN

  • I WEAKEN ALL MEN FOR HOURS EACH DAY. I SHOW YOU STRANGE VISIONS WHILE YOU ARE AWAY. I TAKE YOU BY NIGHT BY DAY TAKE YOU BACK, NONE SUFFER TO HAVE ME BUT DO FROM MY LACK. WHAT AM I?

SLEEP