Riddles with answers

  • WHAT IS IT THAT IS FULL ALL-DAY AND EMPTY AT NIGHT?

SHOES

  • 32 WHITE HORSES ON A RED HILL FIRST THEY STOMP, THEN THEY TALK, THEN THEY STAND STILL. WHAT AM I?

TEETH

  • A MAN HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THREE ROOMS. THE FIRST IS FULL OF RAGING FIRES, THE SECOND IS FULL OF ASSASSINS WITH LOADED GUNS AND THE THIRD IS FULL OF LIONS THAT HAVEN’T EATEN IN 3 YEARS. WHICH ROOM IS THE SAFEST?

THIRD ROOM. LIONS WERE DEAD

  • WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JEWELER AND JAILER?

A JEWELER SELLS WATCHES AND JAILER WATCHES CELLS

  • A PERSON WAS IN JAIL, ALL HE HAD IN HIS CELL WAS A PIANO YET, HE MANAGES TO ESCAPE. HOW?

HE PLAYED THE PIANO UNTIL HE FOUND THE RIGHT KEY

  • WHAT CHANGES A PEARL INTO A PEAR?

LETTER ‘L’

  • WHAT IS THAT WHICH EVERY LIVING PERSON HAS SEEN BUT WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN?

YESTERDAY

  • UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, TOUCHING NEITHER SKY OR GROUND. WHAT IS IT?

PUMP HANDLE

  • HOW DOES THE BEST MAN PUT HIS KIDS TO BED?

HE TUX THEM IN

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A LITTLE BEAR WHO NEVER TAKES A BATH?

WINNIE-THE-PHEW