Riddles and answers

  • HOW DID THE FARMER FIX HIS JEANS?

WITH CABBAGE PATCH

  • WHY IS RUSSIA SUCH A VAST COUNTRY?

BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS RUSSIAN

  • WHY DID KING ARTHUR HAVE A ROUND TABLE?

SO NO ONE COULD CORNER HIM

  • WHY WAS THE CHICKEN FORBIDDEN FROM SENDING E-MAILS?

BECAUSE IT KEPT USING FOWL LANGUAGE

  • HOW DO YOU MAKE A HAMBURGER SMILE?

PICKLE IT GENTLY

  • WHERE DO BURGERS LIKE TO DANCE?

AT A MEATBALL

  • WHAT DID ONE SLUG SAY TO THE OTHER SLUG?

I’LL GET YOU NEXT SLIME

  • WHY DID THE COOKIE GO TO THE DOCTOR?

IT FELT CRUMMY

  • WHAT DID THE BALLOON SAY TO THE PIN?

HI, BUSTER

  • HOW DID THE BEAVER GET ONLINE?

HE LOGGED ON