Riddles and answers

  • WHAT HAS FOUR EYES AND RUN SOUTH?

THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER

  • HOW CAN YOU SAY RABBIT WITHOUT USING THE LETTER ‘R’?

BUNNY

  • IF 5 CATS CATCHES 5 MICE IN 5 MINUTES, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE ONE CAT TO CATCH A MOUSE?

FIVE MINUTES

  • WHAT HAS TAKEN BEFORE YOU CAN GET IT?

YOUR PICTURE

  • IF A PAPA BULL EATS THREE BALES OF HAY AND BABY BULL EATS ONE BALE OF HAY. HOW MUCH MAMA BULL EAT?

NOTHING. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAMA BULL

  • HOW CAN YOU LEAVE A ROOM WITH TWO LEGS AND RETURN WITH SIX LEGS?

BRING A CHAIR BACK WITH YOU

  • HOW CAN YOU PHYSICALLY STAND BEHIND YOUR FATHER WHILE HE IS STANDING BEHIND YOU?

YOU BOTH MUST BE STANDING BACK TO BACK

  • WHOEVER MAKES IT, TELLS IT NOT. WHOEVER TAKES IT, KNOWS IT NOT. WHOEVER KNOWS IT WANTS IT NOT. WHAT IS IT?

COUNTERFEIT MONEY

  • HOW DO YOU MAKE THE NUMBER SEVEN EVEN WITHOUT ADDITION, SUBTRACTION, MULTIPLICATION OR DIVISION?

DROP THE ‘S’

  • IF YOU PUT ROAST IN ROASTER, WHAT DO YOU PUT IN TOASTER?

BREAD