Riddles and answers

  • WHAT GOES UP AND DOWN AT THE SAME TIME BUT DOESN’T MOVE?

THE STAIRS

  • WHAT’S BLACK WHEN YOU GET IT, RED WHEN YOU USE IT AND WHITE WHEN YOU’RE ALL THROUGH WITH IT?

CHARCOAL

  • I DRIVE MEN MAD FOR LOVE OF ME, EASILY BEATEN, NEVER FREE?

GOLD

  • WHAT TWO KEYS CAN’T OPEN ANY DOOR?

MONKEY AND DONKEY

  • WHY DOES THE TEACHER WEAR SUNGLASSES WHEN SHE COMES TO THE CLASS?

BECAUSE THE STUDENTS ARE BRIGHT

  • I LIKE INDIGO BUT NOT BLUE, I LIKE ONIONS BUT NOT TURNIPS, I LIKE FORMS BUT NOT SHAPES. ACCORDING TO THE SAME RULE, DO I LIKE TOMATOES OR AVOCADOS?

AVOCADOS – I LIKE ALL THINGS THAT START WITH A PREPOSITION.

  • ON A SUNNY AFTERNOON, THREE MEN GO FOR A RIDE ON A HOT AIR BALLOON OVER THE SAHARA DESERT. AN HOUR INTO THE TRIP, THE BALLOON BEGINS TO LOSE ALTITUDE. A MONTH LATER, SOMEONE FOUND ONE OF THE BALLOONERS LAYING ON THE DESERT SAND DEAD, NAKED AND HOLDING HALF A TOOTHPICK. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

AS THE BALLOON LOST ALTITUDE, THE MEN TOOK OF THEIR CLOTHES AND THREW THEM OVERBOARD TO DECREASE THE WEIGHT OF THE BALLOON CONTINUED TO DROP SO THE MEN DREW STRAWS TO SEE WHO WOULD BE FORCED TO JUMP. THE DEAD MAN IN THE DESERT DREW THE SHORT

  • HOW DO YOU SPELL CANDY IN TWO LETTERS?

C AND Y. C (AND) Y

  • WHAT ARE THE SCIENCE TEACHER’s FAVORITE STATES?

SOLID, LIQUID AND GAS. THE STATES OF ALL MATTER

  • WHAT IS BIGGER THAN AN GREY ELEPHANT YET, WEIGHT NOTHING. WHAT IS IT?

ELEPHANT SHADOW