Riddles and answers

  • IF A FATHER FROGS GOES, “RIBBIT, RIBBIT” AND A MOTHER FROG GOES “ERBIT, ERBIT”. HOW DOES A BABY FROG CROAK?

IT DOESN’T BECAUSE IT’S A TADPOLE

  • WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING A CAR, WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO LOSE WHEN TURNING?

SPEED

  • WEIGHT IN MY BELLY, TREES ON MY BACK, NAIL IN MY RIBS, FEET I DO LACK. WHAT AM I?

SHIP

  • I AM A MOTHER AND A FATHER BUT NEVER BIRTH NOR NURSE. I’M RARELY STILL BUT I NEVER WANDER. WHAT AM I?

A TREE

  • WHAT HAS SIX LEGS, TWO HEADS, FOUR EARS, AND TWO HANDS BUT WALKS ON FOUR FEET?

HORSE AND RIDER

  • WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU TOSS A COPPER AND A QUARTER INTO THE BLUE SEA?

LESS MONEY

  • I HAVE AN EYE BUT I AM BLIND, A SEA BUT NO WATER, A BEE BUT NO HONEY, TEA BUT NO COFFEE AND A WHY BUT NO ANSWER. WHAT AM I?

ALPHABET

  • A GIRL WHO WAS JUST LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE WENT DOWN A ONE WAY STREET IN THE WRONG DIRECTION BUT DIDN’T BREAK THE LAW. HOW COME?

SHE WAS WALKING

  • YOU START AT HOME. YOU LEAVE, MAKE THREE LEFT TURNS AND YOU ARE BACK HOME. WHAT EVENT JUST OCCUR?

HOME RUN

  • EVERY NIGHT I AM TOLD WHAT TO DO AND EVERY MORNING, I DO WHAT YOU TELL TO DO BUT YOU STILL GET MAD AT ME AND HIT ME. WHAT AM I?

ALARM CLOCK