Riddles and answers

  • WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SNOWMEN WITH A WITCH?

COLD SPELL

  • WHY DIDN’T THE MONSTER EAT THE CRAZY PERSON?

HE WAS ALLERGIC TO NUTS

  • HOW MANY HAIRS ARE IN A BUNNY RABBIT’S TAIL?

NONE. THEY ARE ALL OUTSIDE

  • WHEN THE CLOCKS STRIKE 13, WHAT TIME IS IT?

TIME TO GET IT FIXED

  • WALK ON THE LIVING, THEY DON’T EVEN MUMBLE. WALK ON THE DEAD, THEY MUTTER AND GRUMBLE?

FALLEN LEAVES

  • WHAT DOESN’T GET AWAY WETTER, NO MATTER HOW MUCH RAIN FALLS ON IT?

WATER

  • TWO THINGS WHICH YOU CAN NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST. WHAT AM I?

LUNCH AND DINNER

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL AN 100 YEARS OLD ANT. WHAT AM I?

ANTIQUE

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WITHOUT AN EAR. WHAT AM I?

LETTER ‘B’

  • WHAT GOES THROUGH TOWNS AND OVER HILLS BUT NEVER MOVES?

ROAD