Riddles and answers

  • WHAT’S A LIFEGUARD FAVORITE GAME?

POOL

  • WHAT DOES A SLICE OF TOAST WEAR TO BED?

JAM-MIES

  • WHY DID THE RADISH TURN RED?

IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING

  • WHY DID THE GOLFER CHANGE HIS SOCKS?

HE HAD A HOLE-IN-ONE

  • WHY DO WE LOOK OVER A STONEWALL?

BECAUSE WE CANNOT SEE THROUGH IT

  • WHEN ARE COOKS CRUEL?

WHEN THEY BEAT THE EGG AND WHIP THE CREAM

  • WHY IS YOUR NOSE NOT 12 INCHES LONG?

BECAUSE IT WOULD THEN BE A FOOT

  • WHAT IS THE END OF EVERYTHING?

LETTER ‘G’

  • WHAT IS SO BRITTLE THAT EVEN TO NAME IT BREAKS IT?

SILENCE

  • IT FLOATS LIKE A LOG, IT LOOKS LIKE A LOG BUT IT ISN’T A LOG. WHAT IS IT?

ALLIGATOR