Riddles and answers

  • WHY DID MAMA DUCK SCOLD HER GOSLING?

FOR EATING QUAKERS IN BED

  • WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE?

IT OVER-SWEPT

  • WHAT DO RACE CAR DRIVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

FAST FOOD

  • WHAT DO COMEDIANS EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

CORNY FLAKES

  • WHY CAN’T THE WORLD EVER COME TO AN END?

BECAUSE IT’S ROUND

  • WHERE DOES A RABBIT GO FOR A SHAMPOO?

TO A HARE-DRESSER

  • WHAT HAS 88 TEETH BUT NEVER BRUSH THEM?

PIANO

  • WHAT’S THE FIRST THING A DOLPHIN LEARNS AT SCHOOL?

HER A-B-SEAS

  • HOW DO VETERINARIANS SWIM LAPS?

THEY DOG PADDLE

  • WHERE DO JELLYFISH SLEEP?

IN TENT-ACLES