Riddles and answers

  • WHY DID THE MAN SHOOT THE CLOCK?

HE WAS KILLING TIME

  • WHERE CAN HAPPINESS ALWAYS BE FOUND?

IN THE DICTIONARY

  • WHEN IS THE DOCTOR THE MOST ANNOYED?

WHEN HE IS OUT OF PATIENTS

  • WHY IS A BAD PIN LIKE A BROKEN LEAD PENCIL?

BECAUSE IT HAS NO POINT

  • YOU CAN’T SEE ME BUT I SEE YOU. TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, I SEE THROUGH. WHAT AM I?

X-RAY

  • ALWAYS IN YOU, SOMETIMES ON YOU. IF I SURRENDER YOU I CAN KILL YOU. WHAT AM I?

WATER

  • WHAT PART OF LONDON IS IN FRANCE?

LETTER “N”

  • WHAT IS THE FIRST THING A GARDENER SETS IN HIS GARDEN?

HIS FOOT

  • WHY ARE TOOTH FAIRIES SO SMART?

THEY GATHER A LOT OF WISDOM TEETH

  • WHAT TOYS DO BABY SNAKES TAKE TO BED?

THEIR RATTLES