Riddles and answers

  • WHAT CLEANS BUT NEVER EVER GETS DIRTY?

BAR OF SOAP

  • I AM ALWAYS IN FRONT OF YOU BUT YOU CAN NEVER SEE ME. WHAT AM I?

THE FUTURE

  • WHAT DID ZERO SAY TO EIGHT?

NICE BELT

  • WHAT SONG WAS THE BASEBALL PLAYER SINGING ON THE THIRD BASE?

THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

  • WHY DO SKELETONS GO ON VACATIONS ALONE?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO-BODY TO GO WITH

  • HOW DO RABBITS TRAVEL?

HARE-PLANE

  • WHY WAS THE PIG A BAD TEAMMATE?

HE WAS A BALL OF HOG

  • WHERE DO RIVERS SLEEP?

RIVER BEDS

  • WHAT DO THE TWO DOLPHIN SAY AFTER NOT SEEING EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME?

LONG TIME NO SEA

  • A SPHERE HAS THREE, A CIRCLE HAS TWO AND A POINT HAS ZERO. WHAT IS IT?

DIMENSIONS