Riddles and answers

  • WHAT DID THE SPIDER SAY TO THE FLY ON HALLOWEEN?

THE WEB IS THE TRICK AND YOU ARE THE TREAT

  • WHAT KIND OF DOG DOES DRACULA HAVE?

BLOODHOUND

  • WHEN IS IT BAD LUCK TO SEE A BLACK CAT?

WHEN YOU ARE A MOUSE

  • MARTHA AND GEORGE DIED, THERE WAS GLASS AND WATER ALL AROUND BUT NO BLOOD. HOW DO THEY DIED?

THEY WERE FISH

  • HOW MANY SECONDS ARE THERE IN ONE YEAR?

2ND JAN, 2ND FEB., 2ND MARCH AND SO ON….

  • TEN COPYCATS WERE SITTING IN A CAR, ONE CAME OUT. HOW MANY ARE LEFT?

NONE (AS THEY WERE COPYCATS THEY COPIED EACH OTHER)

  • WHAT IS THE SMALLEST SENTENCE WITH ALL LETTERS IN THE ENGLISH ALPHABET?

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

  • A PLANE CRASHED BETWEEN THE BORDER OF CANADA AND AMERICA. WHERE DO YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS?

THEY ARE SURVIVORS. YOU DON’T BURY THEM

  • WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO RABBITS LISTEN TOO?

HIP-HOP

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WITH NO TEETH?

GUMMY BEAR