Riddles and answers

  • WHAT HAPPENS ONLY IN THE MIDDLE OF EACH MONTH, IN ALL OF THE SEASONS, EXCEPT SUMMER AND HAPPENS ONLY IN THE NIGHT, NEVER IN THE DAY?

LETTER ‘N’

  • WHERE ARE THE LAKERS THAT ARE REFERRED TO IN THE ‘LOS ANGELES LAKERS’?

IN MINNESOTA. THE TEAM WAS ORIGINALLY KNOWN AS THE MINNEAPOLIS LAKERS AND KEPT THE NAME WHEN THEY MOVED WEST

  • A HARVEST SOWN AND REAPED ON THE SAME DAY IN AN UNPLOUGHED FIELD, WHICH INCREASES WITHOUT GROWING, REMAINS WHOLE THROUGH IT IS EATEN WITHIN AND WITHOUT, IS USELESS AND YET, THE STAPLE OF NATIONS. WHAT IS IT?

WAR

  • HICKERY-DICKERY-DOCK! THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK. THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE AND DOWN DID COME. HICKERY-DICKERY-DOCK! WHAT AM I?

GUILLOTINE

  • WHY ARE CHRISTMAS TREES BAD AT KNITTING?

BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS DROP THEIR NEEDLES

  • WHY DO MUMMIES LIKE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH?

BECAUSE OF ALL THE WRAPPING

  • WHAT DOES A SNOWMAN LIKE TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

FROSTED FLAKES

  • WHICH ONE OF SANTA’S REINDEER IS THE FASTEST?

DASHER

  • WHERE DOES A SNOWMAN KEEP HIS MONEY?

SNOWBANK

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A SNOWMEN IN THE SUMMER?

PUDDLE