Riddles and answers

  • A GUY WAS WAITING AT HOME, HE SWINGS A METAL POLE THEN TOOK THREE LEFT TURNS AND ON HIS WAY BACK HOME THERE WAS A MASKED MAN WAITING FOR HIM. WHAT IS HE DOING AND WHO IS THE MASKED MAN?

HE IS PLAYING BASEBALL AND THE MASKED MAN IS THE CATCHER

  • THREE MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO BE THE FIRST TO SCALE A MOUNTAIN. AFTER SEVERAL DAYS OF CLIMBING THEY FINALLY REACHED THE PINNACLE AND TO THEIR DISMAY FOUND A CABIN AND THERE FROZEN BODIES. SINCE THE MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS WERE THE FIRST TO EVER CLIMB THE SUMMIT, HOW COULD THIS BE POSSIBLE?

THEY FOUND A CABIN OF AN AIRPLANE THAT HAD CRASHED THERE WITH 3 BODIES IN IT

  • BE YOU EVER SO QUICK WITH VISION KEEN BY YOUR EYES, WE NEVER SEEN, UNLESS PERCHANCE IT SHOULD COME TO PASS, YOU SEE OUR REFLECTION IN A LOOKING GLASS. WHAT ARE WE?

YOU OWN EYES

  • WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SCHOOLBOY STUDYING AND A FARMER WATCHING HIS CATTLE?

ONE IS STOCKING HIS MIND WHILE THE OTHER IS MINDING HIS STOCK

  • A MAN WAS SHOT TO DEATH WHILE IN HIS CAR. THERE WAS NO POWDER ON HIS CLOTHING, WHICH INDICATES THAT THE GUNMAN WAS OUTSIDE THE CAR. HOWEVER, ALL THE WINDOWS WERE UP AND THE DOORS LOCKED, AFTER A CLOSE INSPECTION WAS MADE, THE ONLY BULLET-HOLES DISCOVERED WERE ON THR MAN’S BODY. HOW WAS HE MURDERED?

THE VICTIM WAS IN A CONVERTIBLE. HE WAS SHOT WHEN THE TOP WAS DOWN

  • THE ANSWER I GIVE IS YES BUT WHAT I MEAN IS NO. WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

DO YOU MIND?

  • I AM IN YOUR PHONE SOMETIMES I LAUGH, SOMETIMES I CRY. I EVEN FLIP YOU OFF FROM TIME TO TIME. WHAT AM I?

EMOJI

  • A SEVEN LETTER WORD CONTAINING THOUSANDS OF LETTERS. WHAT AM I?

MAILBOX

  • YOU TALK THROUGH ME BUT TO SOMEONE ELSE. I NEVER FORGET WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION. YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT ME. WHAT AM I?

YOUR CELL PHONE

  • YOUR MOM HAS FOUR KIDS. ONE NAMED NORTH, ANOTHER CALLED SOUTH, AND EAST. WHAT IS THE LAST CHILD NAME?

YOUR NAME. IT’S YOUR MOM, YOUR APART OF THE FOUR