Riddles and answers

  • A GIRL WALK INTO A BAR AND ORDERED SOME WATER. THE BARTENDER THEN THREW A BIG HAIRY SPIDER AT HER. A FEW MINUTES LATER, THE GIRL THANKED THE MAN AND WALKED OUT. WHY?

THE GIRL HAD A HICCUPS AND THEN THE MAN SCARED THEM AWAY BY THROWING THE BIG HAIRY SPIDER A HER

  • A MAN WAS DRIVING IN HIS CAR, THERE ARE NO HEADLIGHTS OR STREETLIGHTS FOR HIM TO SEE THE ROAD BUT SOMEHOW, HE SAW AN OLD LADY CROSSING THE STREET AND STOPPED FOR HER. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE IF THERE ARE NO LIGHTS?

IT WAS DAYTIME

  • THERE ARE THREE DOORS. IN EACH DOOR IS A WAY TO DIE. THE FIRST DOOR HAS FIRE AND LAVA. THE SECOND DOOR HAS LIONS THAT HAVEN’T EATEN IN FIVE YEARS. IN THE THIRD ROOM THERE IS A 1000 FOOT DROP INTO ALLIGATORS. WHICH DOOR WILL YOU LIKELY SURVIVE?

THE SECOND DOOR WITH THE LIONS SINCE THEY HAVEN’T EATEN IN FIVE YEARS. THEY WILL HAVE DIED

  • YOU WALK INTO YOUR HOUSE THE ELECTRICITY IS OUT YOU SEE THREE DOORS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. YOU GO THROUGH THE ONE WITH A LION THAT HASN’T EATEN FOR SIX MONTHS. THERE ARE ANOTHER THREE DOORS YOU GO THROUGH THE ONE WITH AN EMPTY ROOM. THERE’S A MAN THAT SAY’S HOW DO YOU WANT TO BE MURDERED WITH THE GUN, THE KNIFE OR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR THAT WILL KILL YOU IN AN INSTANT. HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE?

THE ELECTRIC CHAIR BECAUSE YOUR ELECTRICITY IS OUT

  • WHAT IS THE CENTER OF GRAVITY?

LETTER ‘V’

  • .YOU WALK ONTO A BRIDGE YOU SEE A BOAT FULL OF PEOPLE BUT THERE IS NOT A SINGLE PERSON ON IT. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

THERE ALL MARRIED

  • A FAMILY WENT TO THEIR DAY HOUSE, DROPPED THE KIDS OFF AND WENT TO GET GROCERIES. WHEN THE PARENTS RETURNED, ALL THE KIDS WERE DEAD. THE BUTLER SAID HE WAS DUSTING, THE MAID SAID SHE WAS MAKING THE BED AND THE NANNY SAID SHE WAS UNPACKING THE SUITCASE. WHO DID IT?

THE MAID BECAUSE IT WAS A DAY HOUSE AND THERE ARE NO BEDS

  • RAILROAD CROSSING ARE DANGEROUS. CAN YOU SPELL THAT WITHOUT AN R’s?

T-H-A-T

  • WHAT STARTS WITH E ENDS WITH E AND HAS ONE LETTER IN IT?

ENVELOPE

  • WHAT COMES ONCE A MINUTE, TWICE A MOMENT, ONCE IN A MILLION YEARS AND NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS?

LETTER ‘M’