Riddles and answers

  • I HAVE ONE EYE BUT I STILL CAN’T SEE. I CAN SURF ALL DAY WITHOUT THE SEA. I LET YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TO SAY AND I WILL WAKE YOU UP EVERY DAY. WHAT AM I?

iPhone

  • WHY DID THE SHERIFF ARREST THE COOK?

BECAUSE HE’S BEATING THE EGG

  • WHY WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER ARRESTED?

HE SHOT HIS CUSTOMER AND BLEW THEM UP

  • WHAT KIND OF BARS WON’T KEEP A PRISONER IN JAIL?

CHOCOLATE BARS

  • CHILDREN DON’T KNOW ME OLDER MEN TAKE CARE OF ME. WOMEN ARE PANICKING BECAUSE OF ME. BECAUSE OF ME MEN TAKE UP ARMS. WHAT AM I?

BEARD

  • IMAGINE YOU ARE IN THE DAYS OF THE DINOSAURS AND ONE IS CHASING AFTER YOU, ABOUT TO EAT YOU…… WHAT DO YOU DO?

STOP IMAGINING

  • I BRING DEATH WITH A MIGHTY BLOW. I CAN RUIN NATIONS WITH A MIGHTY HOLE. MANY PEOPLE MAY DIE. MANY WILL CRY. A BATTLE IS WON AT LAST. IN THE END, I CAN BRING PEACE. WHAT AM I?

WAR

  • I AM FEELING EXPRESSED BY WORDS. TRUTHFULLY TOLD BY FEW, LIES FROM MANY. I CAN CAUSE THE GREATEST HAPPINESS OR THE DEEPEST SORROW YET, ONE STILL COMES BACK TOMORROW. WHAT AM I?

LOVE

  • I MAKE THE LEAVES GREEN, I MAKE THE DIRT BROWN, I MAKE THE BLUEBIRDS BLUE AND I MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WHAT AM I?

BOX OF CRAYONS

  • THERE IS A BOMB ON TOP OF A COMPUTER AROUND THE COMPUTER THERE IS A PHONE, A HAIRBRUSH, KEYS, AND A CUP. WHEN THE EXPLOSION COMES WHICH ITEM IS DESTROYED FIRST?

THE BOMB