Good riddles

  • WHAT FLOWER WOULD REMIND YOU OF A CERTAIN ANIMAL THAT TOOK A GREAT DEAL OF CARE ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE?

DANDELION (DANDY LION)

  • WHEN IS A SHIP AT SEA NOT ON THE WATER?

WHEN SHE IS ON FIRE

  • WHY IS A BUBBLE LIKE A BRUISE?

BECAUSE IT COMES FROM A BLOW

  • WHY IS A FERRY LIKE A GOOD RULE?

BECAUSE IT WORKS BOTH WAYS

  • WHERE DO COAL DIGGER PLAY BASEBALL?

MINOR (MINER) LEAGUE

  • WHY WAS THE CHIEF HIRED TO COACH THE BASEBALL TEAM?

BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW TO HANDLE BATTER

  • WHY DID THE SPIDER GOT A JOB IN IT?

BECAUSE HE WAS A GREAT WEB DESIGNER

  • DID YOU HEAR ABOUT DYSLEXIC SATANIST?

HE SOLD HIS SOUL TO SANTA

  • WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORAL THERMOMETER AND A RECTAL THERMOMETER?

TASTE

  • WHAT KIND OF DOGS DO SCIENTISTS HAVE?

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