Good riddles

  • WHAT DOES A FISH SAY WHEN IT RUNS INTO A CONCRETE WALL?

DAM!

  • WHAT DOES A TURKEY DO WHEN IT FLYS UPSIDE DOWN?

IT GOBBLES UP

  • WHAT WAS THE PILGRIM FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC?

PLYMOUTH ROCK

  • A HOLE LEADING IN, A HOLE LEADING OUT, WE CONNECT TO A CAVERN THAT IS SLIMY ALL THROUGHOUT. WHAT ARE WE?

YOUR NOSE

  • WHAT DO ELVES DO AFTER SCHOOL?

GNOMEWORK

  • WHY DO WITCHES BUY MAGAZINES?

THEY LIKE TO READ THE HORROSCOPES

  • WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS SANTA AND A DUCK?

CHRISTMAS QUACKER

  • WHAT DO VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES EAT?

GRAAAAAAAIN……….

  • FRED IS LISTENING TO THE RADIO WHEN IT SUDDENLY STOPS PLAYING. NOBODY IS WITH FRED AND NOBODY TOUCHES THE RADIO. A FEW SECONDS LATER, THE RADIO RESUMES PLAYING. HOW CAN THIS BE?

FRED WAS DRIVING HIS CAR THROUGH THE TUNNEL

  • WHAT HAS FACE BUT NO HEAD, HANDS BUT NO FEET YET, TRAVELS EVERYWHERE AND IS USUALLY RUNNING?

WATCH