Funny riddles and answers

  • HOW DO MUMMIES HIDE?

THEY WEAR MASK IN TAPE

  • WHY DID THE GAME WARDEN ARREST THE GHOST?

HE DID NOT HAVE A CURRENT HAUNTING LICENSE

  • WHAT TOPS OFF A GHOST’S ICE SCREAM SUNDAY?

WHIPPED SCREAM

  • WHAT DO CALL UNHAPPY CRANBERRIES?

BLUEBERRIES

  • IF THERE ARE FOUR SHEEP, TWO DOGS AND ONE HERDS-MEN, HOW MANY FEET ARE THERE?

TWO. SHEEP HAVE HOOVES, DOGS HAVE PAWS AND ONLY PEOPLE HAVE FEET

  • WHY ARE GIRAFFES SO SLOW TO APOLOGIZE?

IT TAKES A LONG TIME FOR THEM TO SWALLOW THEIR PRIDE

  • WHAT DOES AN AARDVARK LIKE ON HIS PIZZA?

ANT-CHOVIES