Funny riddles and answers

  • WHAT ARE GHOST’S FAVORITE PANTS TO WEAR?

BOO-JEANS

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OUT OF WORK GHOST?

LAZY BONES

  • WHAT TYPE OF BEAN IS A CANNIBALS FAVORITE TO EAT?

HUMAN BEING

  • WHAT DO GHOST’S LIKE TO DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

BOOGIE

  • WHAT KIND OF A MAKEUP IS A GHOST’S FAVORITE TO WEAR?

MAS-SCARE-A

  • KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO’S THERE? IVAN. IVAN WHO?

IVAN TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD

  • HOW DO SPIDERS COMMUNICATE?

THROUGH THE WORLDWIDE WEB!

  • HOW DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS TONGUE?

HE SIPPED HIS COFFEE BEFORE IT WAS COOL

  • WHAT NATIONALITY IS SANTA?

NORTH-POLISH

  • A TRAVELER CAME TO THE RIVERSIDE WITH A DONKEY BEARING A OBELISK BUT HE DID NOT VENTURE TO FORD THE TIDE, FOR HE HAD TOO GOOD AN*. WHAT IS THE MISSING WORD?

ASTERISK = ASS TO RISK