Funny riddles and answers

  • WHAT SNACK DO YOU SERVE AT THE ROBOT PARTY?

ASSORTED NUTS

  • WHAT’S THE QUICKEST WAY TO MAKE OIL BOIL?

ADD THE LETTER ‘B’

  • WHY DID MOMMA PIG LEAVE HER HUSBAND?

BECAUSE HE WAS A BOAR

  • WHERE DO ALL UNWANTED SHOES GO?

BOOTH CAMP

  • WHAT IS THE SHEEP FAVORITE TYPE OF CHOCOLATE?

HERSHEY’S BAAAAA

  • WHY WAS THE GEOLOGIST’S WIFE UNHAPPY?

SHE FELT LIKE HE TOOK HER FOR GRANITE

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A 2,000 GORILLA?

SIR

  • YOU CAN’T SEE ME BUT I AM VERY STRONG AND I AM VERY POPULAR. WHAT AM I?

JOHN CENA

  • WHY IS GETTING UP IN THE MORNING LIKE A PIG’S TAIL?

BECAUSE IT’S TWIRLY (TOO EARLY)

  • WHAT DOES A MATHEMATICS ENTHUSIAST MERMAID WEAR?

ALGAE-BRA