Funny riddles and answers

  • WHY IS A CRASH OF THE THUNDER LIKE A JEWELER?

BECAUSE BOTH MAKE THE EAR-RING

  • WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO PUT INTO PIES?

YOUR TEETH

  • WHY DOES A PERSON WHO IS SICK LOSE HIS SENSE OF TOUCH?

BECAUSE HE DOES NOT FEEL WELL

  • WHEN ARE YOU MOST LIKELY TO SEE THROUGH A MAN?

WHEN HE HAS A PAIN (PANE) IN HIS STOMACH

  • WHY DO PRISONERS LIKE TO EAT A LOT OF SWEETS?

BECAUSE THEY WOULD LIKE TO BREAK OUT

  • HOW DO HANGMAN KEEP UP WITH CURRENT EVENTS?

THEY READ THE NOOSE-PAPER

  • A ROGUE WAS ABOUT TO BOMB. THE COMMAND WAS GIVEN, THE HATCH WAS OPEN AND THE BOMB WAS RELEASE. WHY DIDN’T IT EVER HIT THE GROUND?

THE PLANE WAS FLYING UPSIDE DOWN

  • WHO ROBBED STAGE COACHES AND WORE DIRTY CLOTHES?

MESSY JAMES

  • HOW DID THE SHERIFF FIND THE MISSING BARBER?

HE COMBED THE TOWN

  • WHAT DID THE BABY ROBOT SAY TO HIS MOM?

I LOVE YOU WATTS AND WATTS