Funny riddles and answers

  • WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DEER FLEEING FROM HUNTERS AND A MIDGET WITCH?

ONE IS A HUNTED STAG AND THE OTHER IS A STUNTED HAG

  • WHEN IS MUSIC LIKE VEGETABLES?

WHEN THERE ARE TWO BEATS (BEETS) TO MEASURE

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A SINGING LAPTOP?

DELL

  • WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY A LEOPARD CAN CHANGE HIS SPOTS?

BY GOING FROM ONE SPOT TO ANOTHER

  • WHAT IS THE PROPER LENGTH FOR LADY’S SKIRT?

LITTLE ABOVE TWO FEET

  • WHAT DO JAPANESE PEOPLE WEAR TO BED?

TEA-SHIRTS

  • WHAT SNACK DOES THE MAN IN THE MOON LIKES?

SPACE-CHIPS

  • WHAT DO WITCHES ASK FOR WHEN THEY STOP AT A HOTEL?

BROOM WITH A VIEW

  • WHAT WEARS AN EYE PATCH AND ROBS SHIPS AT NIGHT?

VAM-PIRATE

  • WHY DID THE PILOT SIT ON HER ALARM CLOCK?

SHE WANTED TO BE ON TIME