Funny riddles and answers

  • WHY DID THE JELLY ROLL?

IT SAW THE APPLE TURN OVER

  • WHAT DOES A STONE BECOME WHEN IN THE WATER?

WHET-STONE

  • WHY DID THE OUTLAW GO TO THE RIVER?

HE HEARD IT HAD TWO BANKS

  • IF SOMEONE ROBBED YOU IN THE SHOWER. WHAT WOULD YOU BE?

AN EYE WET-NESS

  • WHICH SINGER REALLY, REALLY NEEDS SHOWER?

MUD-DONNA

  • WHAT DO GOBLINS SING IN THE SHOWER?

RHYTHM AND BOOS

  • WHAT’S A PLUMER’S FAVORITES SONG?

SINGING IN THE DRAIN

  • WHEN SHOULD YOU CHARGE YOU ELECTRIC BRUSH?

WHEN YOU CAN’T PAY CASH

  • WHY DID SILLY BILLY’S MOM WRITE ‘TGIF’ ON HIS SLIPPERS?

TOES GOES IN FIRST

  • WHAT FAMOUS NURSE WORE HER PAJAMAS ALL DAY LONG?

FLORENCE NIGHTING-GOWN