Funny riddles and answers

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL WHEN YOUR PARACHUTE DOESN’T OPEN?

JUMPING TO A CONCLUSION

  • WHY ARE OPERA SINGERS, GOOD SAILORS?

BECAUSE THEY CAN HANDLE THE SEAS

  • WHAT DO YOU GET IF A CEMENT CRASHES INTO A JAIL?

HARDENED CRIMINALS

  • WHY DID FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER GET INDIGESTION?

HE BOLTED DOWN HIS FOOD

  • WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNGRY MAN AND A GLUTTON?

ONE LONGS TO EAT AND THE OTHER EATS TO LONG

  • WHERE DO SAILORS TAKE THEIR BATHS?

TUB-MARINE

  • WHY DID MON TEST THE BATH WATER BEFORE PUTTING SILLY BILLY IN?

TO PREVENT SUN-BURN

  • WHAT IS THE SMALLEST BRIDGE IN THE WORLD?

BRIDGE OF YOUR NOSE

  • WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR BOLD HEAD?

SOME HAIR

  • WHAT IS BOUGHT BY THE YARD AND WORN BY THE FOOT?

CARPET