Funny riddles and answers

A collection of funny riddles and answers for adults, teens and kids. It can be used to ask students and friends. You can find one word, easy, short and hard/hardest types.

A good laugh is all we need in your busy day to day life. I hope you will find at least one good or great from all.

  • WHY DID THE FOOTBALL TEAM GO TO THE BANK?

TO GET THEIR QUARTERBACK

  • WHAT IS THE WORST VEGETABLE TO HAVE ON A SHIP?

LEEK

  • WHAT IS THAT WHICH NEVER USES IT’S TEETH FOR EATING PURPOSE?

COMB

  • IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO PINEAPPLES ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO PINE NEEDLES?

NOPE. JUST PINNEAPLES

  • WHAT’S WIDE AT THE BOTTOM, NARROW AT THE TOP AND HAS EARS?

MOUNTAIN WITH MOUNTAINERS

  • WITH WHAT TWO ANIMALS YOU ALWAYS GO TO BED?

TWO CALVES

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A WIZARD FROM OUTER SPACE THAT CAN FLY?

FLYING SORCERER

  • WHERE DO GENERALS KEEP THEIR ARMIES?

UP THEIR SLEEVES

  • WHAT DID THE PEN SAY TO THE PENCIL?

SO, WHAT’S YOUR POINT!

  • WHEN IS A MAN LIKE A SNAKE?

WHEN HE GETS RATTLED